Bob Hallam

Also known as “Big Bob” was born in Detroit Michigan, and grew up in the ghetto learning to survive by running from tree to tree, eventually gaining some small fame as a professional wrestler. Released on good behavior and fleeing the city for the warmer climate of Chicago to work as a Rodeo Clown and doing precision guesswork. Here in Chicago land I learned that the only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

So my goals are skating my way to world peace, and a cure for global warming. I think the Spice Girls are the most significant historical event of the past 100 years and am unbelievably stoked that they are going on a reunion tour!

Today I’m working on my vocabulary, trying to find different ways to use the word “irregardless”, and attempting to figure out why the word gullible isn’t in the dictionary.

Top Finishes

  • Bob skated his first race ever, the Berlin marathon in Germany in the fall of 2007.

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